Ratfastig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, impressive dryad.

Ratfastig created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratfastig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ratfastig, she will be very unhappy.

Ratfastig's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ratfastig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the south.

3. Always wash your feet before prayer.

4. Never stain your head with cyan.

5. Hide from brown grasshopers for they are unholy.