Hakwadjat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, compassionate wyrm.

Hakwadjat created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakwadjat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hakwadjat, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hakwadjat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Hakwadjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

2. Always share wheat with strangers, but never with sharks.

3. Never travel toward the east during spring.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not hurt dogs.