Tabsingeb is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate rat.

Tabsingeb created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabsingeb, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tabsingeb, she will turn you into a tree.

Tabsingeb's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tabsingeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Never wear violet coats.