Rigwon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident crab.

Rigwon created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigwon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rigwon, he will turn you into a snail.

Rigwon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rigwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle silver while unclean.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never remain bowed at dusk.

5. Do not commit murder.