Weetarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, clever mink.

Weetarg created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Weetarg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Weetarg, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Weetarg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Weetarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never chant in the presence of manatees.

5. Do not eat carrots.