Lipmutdog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced fairy.

Lipmutdog created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipmutdog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lipmutdog, it will refuse to believe in you.

Lipmutdog's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Lipmutdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Lipmutdog loves otters, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not covet oxen.