Farniglit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, egotistical grasshopper.

Farniglit created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Farniglit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farniglit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Farniglit's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Farniglit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Never sprint in spring.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.