Yimbedbop Danlitdog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, stupid otter.

Yimbedbop Danlitdog created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbedbop Danlitdog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yimbedbop Danlitdog, it will turn you into a slug.

Yimbedbop Danlitdog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Yimbedbop Danlitdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Shun those given to greed.