Bopbemkad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, capable parrot.

Bopbemkad created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bopbemkad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bopbemkad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Bopbemkad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bopbemkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Never gather nine manatees in one place.

3. Do not take Bopbemkad's name in vain.

4. Never allow voles to witness sacred rites.

5. Pray only in moonlight.