Stercusskonmotzencipwapxem is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ruthless naga.

Stercusskonmotzencipwapxem created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Stercusskonmotzencipwapxem, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stercusskonmotzencipwapxem, he will manifest in front of you.

Stercusskonmotzencipwapxem's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Stercusskonmotzencipwapxem's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Do not gather at wells at dawn.

4. Stercusskonmotzencipwapxem must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Pray towards the east.