Fedstigdan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonest porpoise.

Fedstigdan created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedstigdan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fedstigdan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fedstigdan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fedstigdan's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Fedstigdan loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Never paint your feet pink.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Always wear black.