Quillbedvon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy beaver.

Quillbedvon created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbedvon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quillbedvon, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quillbedvon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Quillbedvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from copper.

2. Do not wear dresses marked with green.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must love Quillbedvon.