Jopbudmob is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, strong porpoise.

Jopbudmob created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jopbudmob, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jopbudmob, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jopbudmob's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Jopbudmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with otters.

2. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.