Naddobnad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful centipede.

Naddobnad created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Naddobnad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Naddobnad, it will laugh at you.

Naddobnad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Naddobnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never write about chromosomes.