Janfemrul is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody frog.

Janfemrul created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janfemrul, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Janfemrul, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Janfemrul's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Janfemrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of birds.

2. Never speak aloud of secrets.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never allow capybaras to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never pour water over plants.