Jabgebfum is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthinking wasp.

Jabgebfum created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabgebfum, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jabgebfum, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jabgebfum's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jabgebfum's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never adorn your hands with green markings.

4. Never wear yellow shirts.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.