Arnsafstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful mongoose.

Arnsafstaf created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnsafstaf, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arnsafstaf, he will turn you into a duck.

Arnsafstaf's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Arnsafstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.