Homcisstig Kadtiksab Hivgamcat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful hummingbird.

Homcisstig Kadtiksab Hivgamcat created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homcisstig Kadtiksab Hivgamcat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Homcisstig Kadtiksab Hivgamcat, it will turn you into a mole.

Homcisstig Kadtiksab Hivgamcat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Homcisstig Kadtiksab Hivgamcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.