Panligvog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, passionate squirrel.

Panligvog created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panligvog, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Panligvog, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Panligvog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Panligvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat bark.