Stanflanbut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, charitable tortoise.

Stanflanbut created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Stanflanbut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stanflanbut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stanflanbut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Stanflanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near ants while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing six silicon spheres on your back.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.