Lagfommad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unsympathetic yak.

Lagfommad created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Lagfommad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lagfommad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lagfommad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lagfommad's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never mix aubergines with blood.

4. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

5. Do not record numbers concerning stars.