Fetnurbitdobdagnibkopfat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy shark.

Fetnurbitdobdagnibkopfat created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetnurbitdobdagnibkopfat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fetnurbitdobdagnibkopfat, it will come to you in dreams.

Fetnurbitdobdagnibkopfat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fetnurbitdobdagnibkopfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

2. Never hop in the presence of snails.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not prepare apples while filled with envy.

5. Fetnurbitdobdagnibkopfat must be the most important thing in your life.