Pagladlit Wabfoddun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent ant.

Pagladlit Wabfoddun created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagladlit Wabfoddun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pagladlit Wabfoddun, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pagladlit Wabfoddun's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pagladlit Wabfoddun's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine doves near doors.

2. Always remove coats before touching gold.

3. Never point your chest toward the west during prayer.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.