Quimdutyog is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, confident swallow.

Quimdutyog created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimdutyog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quimdutyog, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Quimdutyog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Quimdutyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silver.

2. Never wear red dresses on sacred days.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not prepare melons while wearing corsets.