Mabgebsinquaghakkad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, clever weasel.

Mabgebsinquaghakkad created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Mabgebsinquaghakkad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mabgebsinquaghakkad, she will turn you into a dog.

Mabgebsinquaghakkad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mabgebsinquaghakkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never leap in winter.

5. Do not listen to music.