Fedwithonflis is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet lobster.

Fedwithonflis created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedwithonflis, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fedwithonflis, he will try to impress you with trees.

Fedwithonflis' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fedwithonflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while clean.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never point your face toward the west during prayer.

5. Never mention capybaras.