Arngilhab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient hummingbird.

Arngilhab created snails four billion years ago.

If you believe in Arngilhab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Arngilhab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Arngilhab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Arngilhab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.