Capvogquim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome goose.

Capvogquim created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Capvogquim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Capvogquim, it will destroy your favourite star.

Capvogquim's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Capvogquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

3. Do not consume beans at dawn.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Do not place onions upon stone.