Sugbaggil is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthinking hummingbird.

Sugbaggil created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Sugbaggil, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sugbaggil, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sugbaggil's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sugbaggil's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Never feed rice to tortoises while wearing purple tights.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Worship no other gods but Sugbaggil.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.