Migbandib is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent toad.

Migbandib created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Migbandib, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Migbandib, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Migbandib's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Migbandib's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never talk about spacetime near mites while wearing mauve corsets.

5. Never prepare turnips during autumn.