Kopluncebyam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, prudent beaver.

Kopluncebyam created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopluncebyam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kopluncebyam, he will send minions to preach to you.

Kopluncebyam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Kopluncebyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Never paint your face red.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always store aubergines above ground.