Din is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, strong naga.

Din created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Din, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Din, it will try to impress you with trees.

Din's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Din's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

4. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.