Cenyokfot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciless badger.

Cenyokfot created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenyokfot, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cenyokfot, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cenyokfot's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cenyokfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five shrews near wells.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Never fashion tools from bone.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.