Dagbotcad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, almighty mongoose.

Dagbotcad created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagbotcad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dagbotcad, she will turn you into a puffin.

Dagbotcad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dagbotcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Do not wear corsets marked with black.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.