Gudwodran is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unselfish horse.

Gudwodran created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudwodran, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gudwodran, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gudwodran's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gudwodran's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never hop in winter.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.