Tabriprak Yimbestfed is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, proud deer.

Tabriprak Yimbestfed created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabriprak Yimbestfed, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tabriprak Yimbestfed, he will jump up and down on your head.

Tabriprak Yimbestfed's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Tabriprak Yimbestfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.