Badbestged Wikvagvigvegbissdam Yog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, blissful lizard.

Badbestged Wikvagvigvegbissdam Yog created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Badbestged Wikvagvigvegbissdam Yog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Badbestged Wikvagvigvegbissdam Yog, she will curse you with boils.

Badbestged Wikvagvigvegbissdam Yog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Badbestged Wikvagvigvegbissdam Yog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

2. Do not gather at bridges at midday.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat tomatoes on fasting days.