Pidgetpog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish parrot.

Pidgetpog created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidgetpog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pidgetpog, it will turn you into a frog.

Pidgetpog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pidgetpog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pidgetpog first in all things.

2. Never prepare beans during autumn.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Never record signs.

5. Never feed strawberries to pigs while wearing violet kilts.