Garhotrig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering crane.

Garhotrig created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Garhotrig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Garhotrig, it will not invite you to parties.

Garhotrig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Garhotrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

2. Put Garhotrig first in all things.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Always stare at clouds.