Kombenyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring monkey.

Kombenyatt created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Kombenyatt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kombenyatt, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kombenyatt's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kombenyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Retreat if six dogs approach from the north.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kombenyatt.

5. Do not prepare beans while filled with joy.