Taildabveg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy crane.

Taildabveg created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Taildabveg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Taildabveg, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Taildabveg's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Taildabveg's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with geese.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.