Negnullbug is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate warg.

Negnullbug created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negnullbug, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Negnullbug, she will refuse to believe in you.

Negnullbug's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Negnullbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not prepare nuts while filled with anger.