Farparkfobtalfligstragpibfad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, compassionate butterfly.

Farparkfobtalfligstragpibfad created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farparkfobtalfligstragpibfad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Farparkfobtalfligstragpibfad, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Farparkfobtalfligstragpibfad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Farparkfobtalfligstragpibfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.