Nulmegkin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy dryad.

Nulmegkin created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Nulmegkin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nulmegkin, it will be very sad.

Nulmegkin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nulmegkin's Holy Commandments

1. Nulmegkin loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Do not place limes upon stone.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulmegkin.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.