Sugbestlat Spagkabnellbellfombessbutlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, charitable meerkat.

Sugbestlat Spagkabnellbellfombessbutlarp created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbestlat Spagkabnellbellfombessbutlarp, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sugbestlat Spagkabnellbellfombessbutlarp, he will strike you with lightening.

Sugbestlat Spagkabnellbellfombessbutlarp's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sugbestlat Spagkabnellbellfombessbutlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. Never allow otters to witness sacred rites.