Tentingep is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful crow.

Tentingep created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tentingep, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tentingep, it will turn you into a dog.

Tentingep's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tentingep's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of elders.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Always take life seriously.