Zansterboss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet bird.

Zansterboss created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zansterboss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zansterboss, it will turn you into a tree.

Zansterboss' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zansterboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zansterboss' name in vain.

2. Never paint your legs pink.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.