Cedfunfaswonpit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring wasp.

Cedfunfaswonpit created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedfunfaswonpit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cedfunfaswonpit, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cedfunfaswonpit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cedfunfaswonpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to four before sleeping.

2. Never prepare strawberries during summer.

3. Never eat peanuts on days of mourning.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.