Bidfigbom is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented owl.

Bidfigbom created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Bidfigbom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bidfigbom, it will not care.

Bidfigbom's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bidfigbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from copper.

2. Run away if three voles approach from the north.

3. Never talk about optics near dolphins while wearing black rings.

4. Do not gather at wells at midnight.

5. Do not resist balance.