Ligdummut is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, uncaring rhinoceros.

Ligdummut created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligdummut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ligdummut, it will turn you into a tree.

Ligdummut's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ligdummut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon fawn earth.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never approach forests carrying bone.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Always act with patience when addressing elders.